Re: Issue 4

by Mr T Thu May 28, 2009 11:23 am

Theres no thread for issue 4 so Ill just voice my concerns here... It looks as though Im due to die thanks to Monifers latest and greatest: Horoscopes.

- Any way to avert this iminnent doom?

by **Admin** Thu May 28, 2009 11:23 am

Because Ben sucks and hasn't created a thread for issue 4 yet I did. Mr T now owes me his life.

by Mr T Thu May 28, 2009 11:30 am

He does, does he?

by **Admin** Thu May 28, 2009 11:32 am

Yes but only things which are long and hard... What barrel?

by Mr T Thu May 28, 2009 11:40 am

I was actually meaning "I owe you my life, do I?"

But your reply seems accurate enough for your assumption. My question hasnt been answered though, please help, I dont wanna kick the bucket just yet!!!!! Any tips for a doomed man?

by Jelephant Thu May 28, 2009 12:09 pm

Pfft, you're just going to die. I'm going to WANT to die

by **Admin** Thu May 28, 2009 12:12 pm

Mr T wrote:I was actually meaning "I owe you my life, do I?"

But your reply seems accurate enough for your assumption. My question hasnt been answered though, please help, I dont wanna kick the bucket just yet!!!!! Any tips for a doomed man?

Yes... And after living a long and happy life I will take it from you in a horrible painless manner in your sleep.

Jelephant wrote:Pfft, you're just going to die. I'm going to WANT to die

Now now, no depressedness on this forum.

by **Monifer** Thu May 28, 2009 3:18 pm

Okay, everybody. Just calm the hell down. You need to remember that most horoscopes are mostly horribly inaccurate and made up and nothing described in them are EVER going to come true. Except my horoscopes are terribly accurate and FACT. So relax.

Also, I'm curious to know if anybody has figured out the phone numbers in the Monifer's Horoscopes. Non-existent prizes to whoever gets them first. (ignoring Ryan Jones!)

by **Admin** Thu May 28, 2009 4:00 pm

Figure them out? I have no interest as I saw that none of them were Dial-A-Bus? Why would I be interested in drivel like that if it doesn't involve Dial-A-Bus?

by Mr T Thu May 28, 2009 4:06 pm

Jelephant wrote:Pfft, you're just going to die. I'm going to WANT to die

Yeah, your gonna be emo and slit your wrists, at least its not as bad as having an emo phase and doing it so much in one day that you do die... Well, Im guessing thats whatll happen since thats the only feasible way I can see myself dying... Dang

by **Admin** Thu May 28, 2009 4:09 pm

Stay on topic people...

by Mr T Thu May 28, 2009 4:12 pm

It is, were discussing out deaths which have been fortold in issue 4... Im no thread hijacker...... *looks around shiftily*

by **Ben.r.l** Thu May 28, 2009 4:19 pm

*ahem* well yes, personally I thought Issue 4 was the best yet. I especially loved the ~~photoshopped~~ Dinosaur-boat picture.

by Mr T Thu May 28, 2009 4:22 pm

It was rather inspiring was that picture, kinda made me want to go swimming

by **Admin** Thu May 28, 2009 4:23 pm

The reflections were so accurate it was almost like this picture was photoshopped. It was just that good!

by **Ben.r.l** Thu May 28, 2009 4:31 pm

why, thanks much.

On a different note I would like to check everyone received Issue 4 successfully as sending this week was a bit last minute and frantic...

...but if you didn't get it you won't know about this forum so won't be here to read this.....hmmmm....

by dont-eat-frogs Thu May 28, 2009 4:36 pm

Ben.r.l wrote:why, thanks much.

On a different note I would like to check everyone received Issue 4 successfully as sending this week was a bit last minute and frantic...

...but if you didn't get it you won't know about this forum so won't be here to read this.....hmmmm....

That's pretty much common sense right?? I mean, it's not like any of us DON'T have any...Yeah...I WANT THE DINOSAUR!!!!!!!!

by Jelephant Thu May 28, 2009 4:39 pm

Monifer wrote:Also, I'm curious to know if anybody has figured out the phone numbers in the Monifer's Horoscopes. Non-existent prizes to whoever gets them first. (ignoring Ryan Jones!)

That wouldn't be some delicious yoghurt would it?

by dont-eat-frogs Thu May 28, 2009 4:53 pm

By the way, Ophiuchus??

by **Ben.r.l** Thu May 28, 2009 5:00 pm

dont-eat-frogs wrote:By the way, Ophiuchus??

Yeah i wondered about that too... But Monifer's word is final. If it's there and in text I guess we just HAVE to accept it!

by dont-eat-frogs Thu May 28, 2009 5:02 pm

Ben.r.l wrote:
dont-eat-frogs wrote:By the way, Ophiuchus??
Yeah i wondered about that too... But Monifer's word is final. If it's there and in text I guess we just HAVE to accept it!

I wonder if there is actually thirteen months...Unlucky.

by **Ben.r.l** Thu May 28, 2009 5:04 pm

dont-eat-frogs wrote:
Ben.r.l wrote:
dont-eat-frogs wrote:By the way, Ophiuchus??
Yeah i wondered about that too... But Monifer's word is final. If it's there and in text I guess we just HAVE to accept it!

I wonder if there is actually thirteen months...Unlucky.

For some perhaps, yes. I'm a transformer in the possibly-real-thirteenth-month though so all is good.

by dont-eat-frogs Thu May 28, 2009 5:07 pm

Ben.r.l wrote:
dont-eat-frogs wrote:
Ben.r.l wrote:
dont-eat-frogs wrote:By the way, Ophiuchus??
Yeah i wondered about that too... But Monifer's word is final. If it's there and in text I guess we just HAVE to accept it!

I wonder if there is actually thirteen months...Unlucky.

For some perhaps, yes. I'm a transformer in the possibly-real-thirteenth-month though so all is good.

No unfortunate happenings yet?? Does this mean that all the fuss of the unlucky-number-thirteen is all false?!

by Mr T Thu May 28, 2009 5:12 pm

I always felt sorry for poor old 13, what did it ever do to get neglected in such a way? Tis a shame

by **Ben.r.l** Thu May 28, 2009 5:13 pm

dont-eat-frogs wrote:
Ben.r.l wrote:
dont-eat-frogs wrote:
Ben.r.l wrote:
dont-eat-frogs wrote:By the way, Ophiuchus??
Yeah i wondered about that too... But Monifer's word is final. If it's there and in text I guess we just HAVE to accept it!

I wonder if there is actually thirteen months...Unlucky.

For some perhaps, yes. I'm a transformer in the possibly-real-thirteenth-month though so all is good.

No unfortunate happenings yet?? Does this mean that all the fuss of the unlucky-number-thirteen is all false?!

I'm gonna saaaaaay.................................................................yes. BUT, maybe...no..........

by dont-eat-frogs Thu May 28, 2009 5:14 pm

Ben.r.l wrote:
dont-eat-frogs wrote:
Ben.r.l wrote:
dont-eat-frogs wrote:
Ben.r.l wrote:
dont-eat-frogs wrote:By the way, Ophiuchus??
Yeah i wondered about that too... But Monifer's word is final. If it's there and in text I guess we just HAVE to accept it!

I wonder if there is actually thirteen months...Unlucky.

For some perhaps, yes. I'm a transformer in the possibly-real-thirteenth-month though so all is good.

No unfortunate happenings yet?? Does this mean that all the fuss of the unlucky-number-thirteen is all false?!

I'm gonna saaaaaay.................................................................yes. BUT, maybe...no..........

Maybe the number thirteen ate babies??

by Mr T Thu Jun 04, 2009 4:44 am

Mr T wrote:It looks as though Im due to die thanks to Monifers latest and greatest: Horoscopes.

- Any way to avert this iminnent doom?

Woo! 1 week later, I still live on! Whats that Monifer, the stars never lie? Well, looks like Ive just destroyed your career as an astrologist, cos in this case, THEY DID! Haaaahahahahahahahahaaa!

Rant over =]

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