I am the ADMINISTRATOR!

Greetings! I am the one you call Admin, however you may address me as "Gayface" if you so choose. I will forgive the use of the lowly title as long as you all buy me high-heels. I will be watching all of you. Any wrongdoers will be punished with the 'appropriate discipline', while those worthy of praise from me shall recieve it. Some of you may find that I am a brutal lover, but the others will find that I am merely batting for both teams. On this website, my word is more useless, it is greater than my collection of Sandra Bullock films, it is absolute. The only other thing I have to say is that if smileys are used excessively I will turn them on.

I bid thee adieu!
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Hmmm.... I don't remember this. However it is on the internet so it must be true?