Issue se7en

Discuss the Beautiful Issue se7en! There's sooo much that had to be left out due to potential wordage overload...

WOW! se7en! I think a congratulations is in order for all the work put into this issue. Probably the best yet. Black holes is so true, i can't believe somebody else has noticed that. It must be that their gravitational pull is so strong that it pulls even our subconscious through a asteroidic belt of articles into the article concerned with squashing things down into a singularity. The s7ory was AMAZING and the long and winding road was very entertaining. The poem was also incredible but not nearly as incredible as its subject matter. Just don't commit suicide, Ryan, as I want to see more, more, MORE. Also, game corner was great. And i got it right as well. Anyway, i'll be putting up the edited out stuff here, that i didn't include in this week's Monifer's Moments, at some point, as there were just too many ideas to include.

LOVED THIS ISSUE!! I agree with Stuart when he says, best yet! The club is growing and its great.
Loved the A+ team story and the cereal box freebies, I want some swine flu in a box!

Here, as promised, is what I left out of issue se7en's Cereal Box Oddities.

• Sugar Packet

• Business Cards

• Small Animals (such as mice, rabbits, guinea pigs, etc.)

• Severed Hand

• Newspaper Article

• Artwork (genuine Piscasso, Monet, Landseer, Turner etc. To make people more cultured)

• Live Cockerel (only in Cornflakes boxes)

• Dead Rat

• Plutonium Rods

• Night Vision Goggles

• Anthrax

• A couple of screws, several nuts and bolts, and a small posidriv screwdriver

• Cocaine Sprinkles (an adult version of coco pops, available only in dundee)

• Rich relative's will

• Poor relative's will

• Street Shark figures

• Bees. Lots of bees (only in packs of sugar puffs)

• An actual real live "Honey Monster" (again, only with sugar puffs)

• Death Threats

• Contraceptive Pill

• Poker Chips

• Human Eyeball

• Small Cacti (that everybody seems to have)

• Mobile Phone (that can only ring and recieve a call from one number that is already programmed in)

• Treasure Map (that is very complex and involves travelling around the world to find it. The kind of map that is the stimulus for an epic adventure)

• Shards of mirror

I think that is about everything, although I may have more little bits of paper/post-it notes lying about with other items on it. If i find more, i'll post them aswell. Also, just because it occurred to me right now I have added a few things to the list that weren't part of the original ideas. In any case, if you would like to see something in a cereal box of your own then why don't you share your thoughts right here. Ciao for now!

Another point I feel I should make is concerning the firearms entry in the cereal box oddities. For those people who are not me or don't have telepathy/mind-reading abilities, you will not realise that, in my mind, Kellogg Co. is run by a cockerel, the one that is depicted on boxes of Cornflakes. Mr Kellogg, who died without an heir, left the whole company to be run by his pet cockerel. Originally the mascot he was promoted to CEO and makes various important business decisions by pecking at various charts and buttons on his desk and it is said that he approves his employees' ideas by crowing loudly. Tony the Tiger is, of course, slightly bitter about being subservient to a chicken who has limited intelligence, when tony, as shown on TV, has undergone training by buddhist tigers and jumped off a very high diving board (in recent years) and wants to assassinate the cockerel so as to be promoted to Chief Executive Officer. Unfortunately, the cockerel is protected by heavy security for exactly this reason and that's why Tony is recruiting his own personal commando for the job. Incidentally, Coco the monkey might care about all of this if he wasn't busy buying heroin and marijuana from that crocodile.

Also, as requested: *round of applause*

Dang, that train mustve given you some good inspiration! That story was so epic that I nearly fell out of my chair from leaning so far forwards! Even my little sister read part of it over my shoulder (Dont you hate it when people do that?) and thought the writer was in the top english class. Not sure whether or not that is a compliment though...

And those cereal box oddities... I myself happen to be a crunchy nut, therefore I would recommend forwarding the milk sachet idea to kellogs! And I fancy some "Nukey-Os" But I want a free poster of Cravens expression when faced with Mr Chips, is that possible?

Sadly, I regret to inform staff that I AGAIN cant find any grammatical quarrels with Monifer. The battle wages on...

Needless to say... I agree, probably the best issue yet - Keep em comin!

Today I signed onto msn and once again Angela talked to me and once again it was to complain about the way I described England. My thoughts on the matter are as follows; meh. I would like to know about your feelings on this matter.

Yay for people who take things too seriously! They make this newsletter what it is!!

If these people would just sign up to the forum, they would have a place where they could easily voice their opinions....

Then I'd Moderate their ass

What the hell? Fix that signature now!

Admin wrote:What the hell? Fix that signature now!

fox'd

Better. Also give me an email with the content of the about page for wank phrase.

Mr T wrote:And those cereal box oddities... I myself happen to be a crunchy nut, therefore I would recommend forwarding the milk sachet idea to kellogs! And I fancy some "Nukey-Os" But I want a free poster of Cravens expression when faced with Mr Chips, is that possible?

Hahahahaha no... no. It is not possible.

Besides! Mr Chips ain't THAT scary, h-he's just yellow, and has a pink scarf, a robot and.... yellow. So, y-yeah! Not so frightening!

Hey, CRaven, remind me again what your rank is on the forum?

Admin wrote:Hey, CRaven, remind me again what your rank is on the forum?

Umm... Mr. Awesome?

Try again.

Mr. Penis?
Mr. Me?
Mr. Mr?
Mr. Fries? (I quite like Mr. Fries myself)
CRaven?
cravEN?
se7en?

good day to all my issue 7 reading friends, Best issue ever!!!